Cheney, Pervez & Phelps

It’s Cheney- In reading through the deeper coverage of the stand off in the Caucasus I found it interesting that this provocation has been going on for quite some time and Georgia was even warned by the US to “not provoke” Russia. What’s truly fascinating is our good Vice President, Mr. Cheney and his hawks have been intentionally arming Georgia with Stinger missiles and such. Now imagine Russia, arming an enemy of ours located on our direct border, and the reaction that would ensue. Dick Cheney must have one hell of a death-wish, as he seems to want to provoke WWIII wherever possible. What is further curious is this nation of 4 million people would like to join NATO and has enjoyed incredible access to the top levels of US government and its diplomatic corps. How can this be tiny, little Georgia? Could it be that amazing oil pipeline that runs from Georgia clear to the Mediterranean that bypasses Russia all together? Yes, indeed, oil again. To add to all of this, it seems the breakaway province of South Ossetia is nothing but a criminal enterprise in both drugs and counterfeiting. So American citizens and taxpayers, enjoy as your government spends money arming and protecting a rogue area of a supposed democracy.

See Ya Pervez- Another genius US ally leaves the scene. Pervez Musharaff finally resigns today. Never has a man so committed to the ‘War on Terror’ created a bigger nest of terrorists in human history. Pervez was the man with the plan in taking Pakistan into modernity. Instead the tribal areas continued to thumb their noses and harbor more terrorists. Who knows how many offshore bank accounts this guy possesses loaded with US greenbacks. Enjoy your retirement, dedicated friend and al-lie.

No To Nunn- I am begging the Obamessiah camp to not put Sam Nunn on the ticket as their vice president. Nunn has exhibited many times in his past the 2 “H’s”: Hawk & Homophobe. Seems the progressive Senator from Illinois is looking to toughen up the ticket with a nice conservative Southerner. I encourage all to email the Obama campaign and protest the notion of a Nunn vice presidency.

Phelps The Great- I am really confused. I read somewhere that Michael Phelp’s daily routine in Beijing includes getting to sleep every night with Ambien. Is Ambien really not a substance considered in athlete drug testing? Seems kind of strange to me. I have heard stories of plenty of my Ambien-induced friends performing strange acts when supposedly at sleep. Very strange.